Pete Ricketts Is Totally Cool With Porn!!!

Hold on, an outspoken anti-LGBTQ politician who frequently bible-bashes and moralizes on social media was caught in a sexually compromising situation?! Why this is downright believable! I mean, I could barely completely and totally have predicted this!

Regional asshole and full-time prick, Bill “Pew, Pew, Guns R Cool, Immigrants R Bad” Kintner allegedly fell for a scam and recorded himself doing dirty stuff. Kintner’s intellect hovers around “falling for the ‘got your nose’ trick.” So I’m not really surprised.

This could easily turn into a long blog post blasting the horny goofus, shown below wielding a more socially acceptable stick:

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(Photo is from The Lincoln Journal Star)

But we’ve heard this story before. The hypocrisy of right-wing nutjobs is so well documented, it’s not necessary to show yet another pea-brained jaghole content to tell you what to do with your winkie while doing whatever he wants with his.

No, this is a blog post about how Pete Ricketts is totally cool with pornography at work! Cue squealing guitar riff and high fives!!!!

I mean, what other conclusion could we possibly draw? He clearly states that he knew last summer there was the possibility that Wild Bill had a video on his government-owned computer of him doing nasty stuff. What did Pete do? Suggest Kintner resign…”if the allegations were true.” Then he immediately did not investigate if the allegations were true nor instruct anyone to do the same. Now, remember, Petey ran on a platform of treating the governorship as a CEO role. Yet, after finding out that one of his “employees” played Pee Wee Herman, Petey did what all bosses would do: Nothing. Wait…

There’s absolutely no indication from the Governor after several statements that, despite having EXTREMELY credible information that Kintner had bow-chicka-wow-wow content on his work computer, that Ricketts initiated any inquiry (formal or otherwise) as to the video’s existence. In a full calendar year, Ricketts’ entire actions seem to have consisted of letting Buffalo Bill ride off into the sunset. We know that Pete is super busy spending our tax dollars on murder drugs he can’t use. But surely he had enough time to send Paul from I.T. down to see if Hairy Bill had some XXX personal  files on his state computer! The only conclusion: PETE RICKETTS IS TOTALLY DOWN WITH PORN! 

It’s also worth mentioning, and this is the truly, profoundly screwed up part, that Kintner’s wife has ovarian cancer. She also works for Pete Ricketts. You’d think that Petey Pie would owe it to one of his cancer-stricken trusted advisers to figure out if her husband has video of him doodling his dangle on a work computer. Nah! Because PETE RICKETTS TOTALLY LOVES PORN! 

Here’s the thing: It’s screwed up that Kintner did this. We all know he will eventually go down (pun not intended) for this. The bigger issue involves Ricketts. He only has two choices, seemingly the only two he constantly decides between: Either he’s a moron who failed to follow through because he didn’t think it was important (the Ricketts hearts porn theory) or he didn’t investigate as a favor to a party colleague (the Ricketts hearts cronyism theory).

Since taking office, Ricketts has wasted money on illegal drugs he can’t use to carry out a death penalty we don’t have and played footsie with a number of scandals. By his OWN ADMISSION, he knew about this video a full year ago and failed to launch or request any kind of investigation. THAT is unbelievable. The fact that Bill the Butcher would have such a video is dramatically more believable.

The question is this: Nebraskans, how often are we going to allow Ricketts to turn our state into a national joke before we demand better? Lest you think I’m exaggerating, Ricketts has been roasted by John Oliver and this latest fiasco has found its way into papers in New York and Washington. If Pete says he runs Nebraska “like a business,” I ask you what you think should happen to a boss who looks the other way when his employee uses his work computer to go “full Ray J?”

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